VIDEO: How to Roast your Friends During Lockdown

I did my make up and asked one of my uni mates to do a voice over for me.  I suggested we do a collab like old school YouTubers from 2013 because he has a football blog. He said no due to my lack of extensive football knowledge, which I thought was a bit rude,Continue reading “VIDEO: How to Roast your Friends During Lockdown”

I Interviewed a PGCE Student and Asked her all the Important Questions, so you don’t have to

Did everyone used to think teachers sleep in classrooms during the night in primary school? All for THAT Doctor Who episode to, not only confirm our theory, but also show them as Krillitanes (a composite species that takes desirable attributes of the species they conquer.) Obviously, (most) of us have worked out that teachers don’tContinue reading “I Interviewed a PGCE Student and Asked her all the Important Questions, so you don’t have to”

The Art of Uniform

In order to gain admission into this esteemed organisation, you must follow the strict decorum regarding the uniform. In order to survive in this esteemed organisation, you must accept that all attempts of innovation will be abhorred until overruled. You are a slave to a corporation you are legally required to attend until the ageContinue reading “The Art of Uniform”

Send Help: Is there a Psychopath Living Next Door?

‘I’m just going to ask him not to come. Like not ask, I’m going to tell him…he invited himself, like the fuck was I supposed to say?’  ‘I mean if you don’t ask you don’t get.’ ‘I feel like, in this situation, if I ask then all I’m going to get is animosity.’ Autumn andContinue reading “Send Help: Is there a Psychopath Living Next Door?”

Spider-gate: That time we became a spider’s bait

Saturday morning, the problem had arrived. An eight-legged monster had scuttled into our home and declared war on its residences; making Saturday a dark day because the spider won. After the incident drastic measures were taken; the girls I live with began to pee in packs and before showering a text would be circulated aroundContinue reading “Spider-gate: That time we became a spider’s bait”