Do I Sound like I’m Being Dramatic?

Vegetarians only get food poisoning when they pray for 100 words a minute in shorthand and not world peace during a Havan (Hindu prayer ceremony to promote good vibes in your home.)  Every time I’ve told one of my friends I almost died of food poisoning last weekend the follow up question is; ‘are youContinue reading “Do I Sound like I’m Being Dramatic?”

Magic Stars, working for a Megalomaniac and other concerns

I used to be a waitress for a small bespoke coffee shop in my first and second year of university and although I liked my job, my manager was a complete megalomaniac. Luckily, as a waitress, I was often spared from his wrath, but our junior manager was constantly in the shits. So much soContinue reading “Magic Stars, working for a Megalomaniac and other concerns”

Graduate Life: The Meeting that Encouraged me to Re-evaluate

Sometimes, do you ever commit to something even though you know it’s going to be shit? But the pessimist and the idealist inside you are curious to see how everything plays out. Like how shit will this actually be? Will it exceed my expectations, will it not? I’m intrigued. Intrigued enough to wake up atContinue reading “Graduate Life: The Meeting that Encouraged me to Re-evaluate”

Send Help: Is there a Psychopath Living Next Door?

‘I’m just going to ask him not to come. Like not ask, I’m going to tell him…he invited himself, like the fuck was I supposed to say?’  ‘I mean if you don’t ask you don’t get.’ ‘I feel like, in this situation, if I ask then all I’m going to get is animosity.’ Autumn andContinue reading “Send Help: Is there a Psychopath Living Next Door?”

Spider-gate: That time we became a spider’s bait

Saturday morning, the problem had arrived. An eight-legged monster had scuttled into our home and declared war on its residences; making Saturday a dark day because the spider won. After the incident drastic measures were taken; the girls I live with began to pee in packs and before showering a text would be circulated aroundContinue reading “Spider-gate: That time we became a spider’s bait”